Thursday, March 8, 2007

I did gone steal you!


Back in high school I came up with this plan to kidnap some kid. Me and some friends would follow a small little freshman home in our car (like an old Buick or white van) and the second he suspects that someone is following him we would of pulled up and pulled him into the car. I think a black pillow case would do the job but we would all be wearing pantyhose and ski-masks just for fun. We would drive around for about 2 hours yelling at the kid and blasting music as loud as the stereo could pump. Then we would stop and drag him out of the car and when we take off his mask we would be at a Jamba Juice. As he is perplexed we would explain to him that we were trying to become better friends with the underclassmen at our school and buy him a Jamba juice. BUT after he orders we make him get a Fem. boost in his smoothie. Here is a mix of the music I would play if that were to go down:

1. "March of the Ciccone Robots" - Ciccone Youth
2. "Come With Us" - The Chemical Brothers
3. "Samurai Sword" - The Microphones
4. "Dead Bodies" - AIR
5. "Method Man" - Wu-Tang Clan
6. "Human After All (Justice Remix)" - Justice
7. "Hate Song" - Daniel Johnston
8. "Pipeline/Killtime" - Sonic Youth
9. "He Destroyed Her Image" - Charles Dodge

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

effin fuck yeah
-blaire