Happy St. Hamburger Patties

The Snodgrass and I are not big fans of today's boring-unless-you're-in-elementary-school-and-like-leprechauns and shitty-excuse-to-get-drunk-because-you-should-do-it-anyways holiday, but I am a fan of holiday socks. I will therefore, in a very rational conclusion, post a couple of holladaze vids to make the day a little more fun without wearing green, faking an Irish accent, or drinking copious amounts of beer.





"I won't kill you fucking softly, I will kill you like a ham"