This is why you're stupid

This first picture illustrates the one tatoo you should not get on your chest. Imagine being a girl, laying down with this super hot man, and then when he takes of his shirt what you see is a Nintendo controller coming out of his chest. All romantic prospects are promptly ended at that point and replaced with fond memories of our favorite games and then the inevitable and disappointing attempt to push those buttons. It's pretty much one of the most distracting things you can put on your chest apart from an actual Chutes and Ladders or Candyland gameboard that would work if you tried playing a quick game. I mean, sure, you guys might have fun, but I'm fairly positive it's not the kind of fun you were hoping for. Just remember, boys, that someone has to look at that tatoo and unless she happens to be totally turned on by images of video game controllers, you're kind of screwed. In the other way.

Second picture illustrates the most desperate attempt to get an exboyfriend back. I mean, it's irresistable, sure, but what happens once that console is off? There's going to be a major decision making dillema.

And this is simply illustrates why you wish you were hot: