Paging Ad Busters

Lately I've been reading a lot of Perez Hilton. Like summer-time levels of reading Perez Hilton. (Want to know what rehab center Lindsay's in, how Paris'll be treated in jail, or what's up with Tammie Lee Baker? Ask me and I'll give you the grit.) So The Queen of All Media's most recent sponsor is Svedka Vodka (also the ones promoting Lindsay Lohan's 21st bday party -ahem-) who have the most ridiculous ad campaign ever. It's based around the slogan "Blame Svedka" along with any sort of stupid act. Ex: "Shaved your head? Blame Svedka."

Well, this one is by far the most ridiculous.


Double-yoo tee effers. It's basically saying, "Don't remember the last 5,000 times you've had sex? Blame Svedka." or "Making the shittiest decisions ever? Blame Svedka. And buy Svedka. It's obviously a good idea." Good idea to draw attention to alcohol's ability to make us do the most shameful/stupid things ever instead of drawing attention to the fact that it makes you hot and a better dancer. Next it'll be, "Got pulled over with mountains of cocaine in your car? Blame Svedka."

And while their campaign does nothing to make anyone think this Vodka's a good idea, the fact that they might still host Lindsay's bday party after her DUI arrest makes me totally want to buy it. Because Lindsay's drinking it, duh. (I wish I was lying.)

Nevermind. Good music coming up soon.